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Everything will be fine soon – Poem

Whether its early morning

Or its mid noon

When your heart is pulsating

Or mood is irritating

Stop stop stop

Sing and say it loud

Everything will be fine soon..

When you lose your job

and your heart begins to throb

Stop stop stop

Whisper in your heart loud

Everything will be fine soon..

When your health doesn’t seem to be fine

And you are sad, medicines steal your smile.

Stop stop stop..

Sing it again..

Everything will be fine soon..

My dear friend, we get what we believe…

We see what we want to see..

So see the good for yourself and say it loud again..

Everything will be fine soon..

(By Anushka Suri)

Stop for a while and think again- Poem

Stop for a while and think again.

Ignore the losses and count the gain.

Was the day today worth living

Did you gift a smile to someone today?

Was it your simple gesture

That made someone’s day?

Think about the wandering stars.

Some in the heaven, some in the sky

Look at them closely

They have something to say, someone to spy

If you have doubt in your heart

But can’t say it loud.

Whisper gently in someone’s ears

Or pen it on a piece of paper

For divine Lord has multiple media

To keep a track of each movement of yours.

Think some good, do some good.

Have a human touch and smile for the good.

(By Anushka Suri)

How to maintain work life balance?

We all grow up, go to school, Nursery, K.G., 1st, 2nd, … 10th and 12th..graduation and may be post graduation and doctorate. Then comes the job. Some of us start early as summer jobs during school and college. We learn a lot of things in every kind of job. No job is big or small, the importance lies in the experience you gain out of it.

Tips for a healthy work life balance

Sometimes, work pressure begins to rise and the biggest mistake one does is bringing work back home. So here are some tips which may prove helpful to maintain a healthy and a less stressful work life balance :

  1. Do not bring work back home. If it is required, try spending 30 minutes extra at office and finish the work and come back home tension free. Your family is as important as your work. When you don’t take your wife, kids, parents and siblings to office, don’t bring office files at your home.
  2. Set deadlines for yourself to finish work within desired time period.
  3. When a complex work is at hand, divide the work into small goals and then work towards reaching the smaller goals.
  4. Always be open to accept your mistakes and correct them.
  5. Try to develop new skill sets by attending training sessions, interact with your seniors or those who are experienced and learn from their experiences.
  6. Have a healthy food diet daily. Be sure to include fruits and green vegetables in your daily diet.
  7. Whenever you feel unmotivated, think about your achievements and say to yourself “I can do it”.
  8. To beat office politics and peer pressure, excel by developing your core competence. Give your best shot at work and the results are bound to show.
  9.  As far as possible, say away from those who gossip a lot, as they play a major role in spreading rumours and no one knows, you can be their next prey.
  10. Keep your conscience clear. Do not do anything which you is not desirable or least expected of you. A person who follows all rules and regulations is fearless.
  11. Thank God and always believe in Him. He always helps those who help themselves.

Hope you found these tips useful!

Funny Acronyms Jokes

Funny Acronyms Jokes

Here are some funny acronyms which you will enjoy reading!

  • AC : Alternate Currency 
  • AJAX : Animated Jargon Astonishing Xero
  • ARM : Abrupt Revenue Management
  • ASAP : Again Say Again Play
  • ATM : आजा  तुझे  मारू (Come, I’ll beat you)
  • ATM : Always Talk Money
  • CM : Casual Money
  • CPU : Creating Problems Universally
  • DC : Disco चलें?
  • DM : Direct Money
  • FTP : Fully Testing Program
  • HTML : हम  तुमको  मारेंगे लात
  • HTML : Hyper Talkative Marketing Lover
  • ILU : I lure you
  • LCD : Low Capacity Dead
  • LM : Loan Money
  • MSC : Most Stupid Course
  • PHD : Permanent Head Damage
  • PM : Pocket Money
  • PTO : Potato Tomato Okra (आलू  टमाटर  भिन्डी )
  • RAM : Record Abolish Machine
  • RSVP : Reply Soon वर्ना  पिटोगे (Reply fast else you will be beaten)
  • SLR : Slow Lending Rate
  • VIP : Very Impotent Person

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    (By Anushka Suri)

    Funny One Liner Jokes

    Funny One Liner Jokes Collection

    Here are some funny one liner jokes for you :

    • Butter or jam put on bread, a married man is half dead.
    • Sing like a Koel and live like a king. Take a proper bath, let the phone ring!
    • One two three, a big old tree. Four five six, lice in hair pricks. Eight nine ten, I missed the train.
    • I love you sweetheart, I wish you had a brain as big as heart.
    • Grass is green and roses are red. Lets stop talking nonsense and go to bed!
    • A glass full of  lime soda with a little ice. Lets fix a trap for all the household mice!
    • You make my day nice and bright. You put my impression on my boss right. I can’t live without you – my shoe polish!
    • I have 10 fingers, 2 hands, 2 legs, 2 ears, 1 nose but brain is absent!
    • You give me 1 dollar and I give you 1 rupee. I have a standard unit system, I don’t believe in currency valuations you see!
    • When your wife, screams at you.. be patient to listen and say I love you.. When your wife bangs the door at you, be courteous and say I love you.. When your wife starts beating you, bear the beat and say my heart beats for you..
    • When in a marriage there are no wars, then you both are lucky stars!
    • Marriage is an art, the art of getting trained to maintain peace in the extreme circumstances while living with the biggest enemy!
    • Live life king size, have a burger and have french fries!
    • Where there is a will, there is a way. Life is a small hill, with monkeys all the way!
    • Have faith in yourself and have faith in others. These sentences do sound old, but are true in all weathers!

     Hope you enjoyed reading them! Do post feedback and comments.

    When you come close to me

    In the middle of the night when you come close to me and say

    I shall always be yours : today or tomorrow, night or day

    I start dreaming with a silent desire, which I never dare to share

    I see you holding me in your arms, gently caressing my hair

    You push me close to yourself and you hold me tight

    So that we only see each other, rest of world being out of sight

    You look into my eyes and softly whisper the three golden alphabets

    I L U – which shall stand true until sun keeps rising and sets

    (Composed by Anushka)

    a bright sunny day wants to say today

    A bright sunny day, wants to say today

    Say Hi to all, keep smiling all the day

    Love big or small, forget what past had to say

    I have come afresh,only for you today

    Tomorrow a new day, will take me far away

    Love to live the present, for yesterday is a history today

    Let life unfold before you, spread your wings for the day

    For life is too short , spread happiness and make someone smile today

    (Composed by Anushka )

    Feel my love

    Whether you are walking or you fly..

    Stop for a while and look at the sky..

    A body with a heart is mad for you

    A poor soul can die for you

    Neither I will hurt you

    Nor I will make you cry..

    I just want you to feel my love..

    I want you to look into my heart like dove..

    Touch the sky with brightest stars

    Hold the saturn and feel the mars

    Let your imagination fly too high

    Let us be one and make it an unbreakable tie.

    (Composed by : Anushka Suri)

    मैं शायर तो नहीं-हिंदी कविता

    मैं शायर तो नहीं
    पर दिल शायराना चाहता है
    तू कातिल तो नहीं
    मैं तेरी नजरो से घायल हूँ कहीं
    तू ही मौला तू ही जूनून है
    तेरे पास आके  ही मिलता सुकून है
    तू बोले तो जियें 
    जो बोले जो सर क़त्ल किये 
    जो जागे तो है सवेरा 
    तू न दिखे तो रहे अँधेरा 
    तुझसे ही हर सुबह 
    तुझसे ही हर शाम है
    इन होठो पर खुदा से भी पहले
    बस तेरा ही नाम है
    यु तो क़त्ल हुए लाखो तेरे दीदार भर से
    पर तुझपर मरने वालो में अपना भी कुछ नाम है
    (अनुष्का सूरी)

    Bura na mano Holi hai – Hindi Poem

    बुरा न मानो होली है – हिंदी कविता

    रंगों के संग, मस्ती की टोली है

    बुरा न मानो होली है

    उम्मीदों की मिठाई है

    खुशियों संग मिलाई  है

    उल्लास में डूबे है सभी

    मस्ती हर दिल पर छाई है

    कोई नीला है, कोई है हरा

    चारो तरफ इन्द्रधनुष सा रंग भरा

    खुश हम भी है, हर्ष की बात है

    अपनों के संग हर होली खास है

     (अनुष्का  सूरी )
    आप सभी को होली की शुभकामनाएं!