Although I am not much experienced with using one liners, but contributing few self composed here.

Funny Romantic One liners:

• I love your long hair..Which brand of shampoo do you use??
• Your eyes are so intoxicating! Didnt you have enough sleep last night??
• I love your smile.. but I hate your braces!!
• You have a great figure! But in comparison to a cow!!
• I love spending time with you and I can spend hours and days with you.. but money is little expensive baby..
• My heart beats faster when you come accross.. not because you attract me but because I remember our last date(very heavy on my pocket)

I hope you found them funny enough!!

Pls post comments and feedback!!

My new post on funny romantic one liners for her and him