Funny Valentine SMS Ideas For Him and Her

Funny Valentine SMS Ideas For Her :

My cute little pie, you don’t look that fat and its not a lie!

Be my valentine my girl, I promise to overlook lice in your curl!

You are the chocolate of my heart and burger on my plate. I wish to be your special mate!

You are the book on my table and as pretty as my horses in the stable.

You are my sugar, you are my choco pie. You wont find a better guy!

Funny Valentine SMS Ideas For Him :

You look so cute and you look so tall my dear. Will you be my valentine this year?

May the best shampoo clean your hair. Will you be my valentine oh dear?

You are my cute superstar. Will you be my valentine my dear?

You are the joy of my heart and the tune in my violin. Will you be my valentine?

You are the rose in the garden of my heart. Will you be my valentine sweetheart?

Promotional Mobile SMS Messages On My Cellphone


This is an off beat post in which I am simply listing promotional mobile messages sent to me during past 1 week.

  • Earn as you learn the art of professional gift packaging
  • Plots in sector in Noida Expressway
  • Spring mattress- pillows and bedsheets free
  • 15% Off on Indian Cuisine
  • Star Gold Twenty 20
  • Test drive a car
  • Book a cab online
  • Dance Competition 2010
  • Work and settle in Canada
  • Guranteed discount on apartments in Gurgaon
  • Australia Admission Program by some college
  • Love is in air. Meet charming person.
  • 3 Year warranty on electronics
  • Sale on Retail brands
  • Seo training and web designing
  • Domain names registration
  • 10% off on hair and beauty
  • Premium apartments in Noida
  • Home Loans at cheaper rates
  • Do insurance, win LCD TV
  • Part time property business
  • Ayurvedic oils and shampoo
  • Clinical Research Diploma
  • Kya kehta hai apka bhagya?

I am sure you would be having most of them in common.

Whats my take on mobile promotional SMS messages?

  • I do read all of them as sometimes I get news about courses, fairs, contests and other info
  • I hate it when property messages flood my inbox
  • I went to a fair on basis od text msg which failed. (There was no fair)

Do post your feedback and contributions on sms which I missed in the post.