Funny Valentine SMS Ideas For Her :

My cute little pie, you don’t look that fat and its not a lie!

Be my valentine my girl, I promise to overlook lice in your curl!

You are the chocolate of my heart and burger on my plate. I wish to be your special mate!

You are the book on my table and as pretty as my horses in the stable.

You are my sugar, you are my choco pie. You wont find a better guy!

Funny Valentine SMS Ideas For Him :

You look so cute and you look so tall my dear. Will you be my valentine this year?

May the best shampoo clean your hair. Will you be my valentine oh dear?

You are my cute superstar. Will you be my valentine my dear?

You are the joy of my heart and the tune in my violin. Will you be my valentine?

You are the rose in the garden of my heart. Will you be my valentine sweetheart?